what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me
I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
wiener dogs stuck in sleeves are my new favorite thing